English people are definitely ... English

I don't wanna criticize but :

 - first of all, they don't have the same currency. And after they say they are in the European Union. Why don't they have the Euro, as everybody ? Because they want to be different. All right, but they could have chosen another difference, couldn't they ? (hum Camille it'd be great if you could send me my irregular verbs by the way ...)

 - They drive on the wrong side. Yes the wrong one. The left one if you prefer. And even I've been living in England for 6 months and I got used to it, I still thinking that's more than ridiculous. But anyway. (to be honest, I can't imagine driving on the right side ...)

 - They have a silly law (?) which consists in closing all the nightclubs, pubs and bars at 3 o'clock. What's the point with that ? And honestly I don't think they will change it. (maybe I should apply for the Prime Minister job ?!)

 - English girls don't know the word "long" or "trousers". All of them are dressed in with mini skirts or ultra mini shorts. And even if it's 3degres outside. Oh and they don't know the word "coat" as well.

 - English men don't talk to women. They wait. For what ? I even don't know it but whatever. I always said it : the world gonna loose itself, isn't it ?


I could continue like that for a long time but I think I'd be more reasonable if I stop now.
I don't really know why I wrote this note in English. You're probably not going to understand it (not because you're fool but because it's really bad written).